The Many Similarities Between God and Bacon

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Oh, yeah…

The Monday Heretic

I have a complicated relationship with bacon. To explain, let’s start with my lucky bacon socks.

I call them “lucky” because whenever I wear these socks, I have an exceptionally good day. Every time. After I discovered this, the following conversation went on with my roommate Rachelle.

Me: I’m manipulating God into making me have a good day by wearing my bacon socks. He has to listen to the bacon socks.

Rachelle (appalled by my heresy): Yeah. Uh-huh. I hope you step in a puddle.

Me (crosses arms, snobbishly): The prayer of a bacon-socked person is powerful and effective.

This is just one example of my obsession with bacon. I also name-drop bacon and use it as the punch line to jokes. The recipe I make most often to bring to parties is potato bacon soup. One of my college bucket list goals was to work “bacon” into a…

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I love Jesus. I live for Jesus. He is my King. He is my One True Love. If any of this has offended you, then you might not enjoy my blog, but I'd love for you to stop by! I openly share my faith in Christ, my relationships with others and my passion for music with everyone who should fall across my blog. I want to lift people up and encourage everyone, not just fellow believers. I believe we should Love God, and Love Others, and that is what I strive to do in my daily life. My life verse is Psalm 118:24, and I want to live fully for Jesus everyday of my life. I will praise Him all my days! So join me as I journey through this crazy life seeking to live for Christ. <3 Mandie

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